I love Newgrounds because of its lovely games and movies and interesting fanbase of nerdy dudes and chicks like myself who love making fucked up flashes. Newgrounds is where I want to meet my next girlfriend if the ones in this small town are lame. Newgrounds is always there for me (when my penis is hard). The Newgrounds Audio Portal saves my computers resources so i dont have to use bittorrent to listen to something cool. Newgrounds has a sexy owner named Tom Fulp who is related to another moar sexy mountain man version of himself Wade Fulp which makes my imaginary vagina wetter than the ocean. I like the Newgrounds BBS when I need guidance from 14 year old retarded kids who fap on their parents computer. Newgrounds has the Flash Portal where I blam and save my favorite movies while im at work. Newgrounds is very Newgrounds and will always be its Newgroundy self so remember Tom Keep Newgrounds basic idea the same but always improve upon it..... or ill lose my hard on.